Golf

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Moses and Jesus are playing golf. Moses tees off first and his ball heads straight for the water trap. So he parts the water, the ball rolls right through, and he gets his ball onto the green, 10 feet from the cup. Jesus says, "Nice shot, Moses!"

Next, Jesus tees off. His ball also heads straight for the water trap. He makes the ball skip right across the top of the water, and he gets his ball onto the green, 5 feet from the cup. Moses says, "Terrific shot, Jesus !"

Meanwhile, an old man has been watching them tee off and asks if he could try. "Sure" they say, and he tees off as well.

His ball heads straight for the water trap and suddenly a squirrel runs out of the brush and picks up the ball and runs for some trees.

But then, out of nowhere, a hawk swoops down, picks up the running squirrel, and flies towards the golf green. Just as the hawk flies over the green, the squirrel lets go of the golf ball and it lands neatly in the cup. Jesus rolls his eyes and says to Moses, "Dad's such a show off!"