If God Had A PC

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In the beginning, there was the computer.  And God entered:
 C:\Let there be light!
 Enter user ID
 C:\God
 Enter password
 C:\Omniscient
 Invalid password
 Enter password
 C:\Omnipotent
 And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
 C:\Let there be light!
 Unrecognizable command
 C:\Create light
 Done
 C:\Run heaven and earth
 And God created Day and Night.
 And God saw that there were 0 errors.
 And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
 
 And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
 C:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
 Unrecognizable command. Try again.
 C:\Create firmament
 Done.
 C:\Run firmament
 And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors.
 And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

 And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
 C:\Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place
 and let the dry land appear and...
 Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
 C:\Create dry_land
 Done.
 C:\Run firmament
 And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors.
 And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

 And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
 C:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
 Unspecified type. Try again.
 C:\Create sun_moon_stars
 Done
 C:\Run sun_moon_stars
 And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over the
 day and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw there were 0  errors.
 And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

 And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
 C:\Create fish
 Done
 C:\Create fowl
 Done
 C:\Run fish, fowl
 And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
 creepeth where with the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged
 fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged
 off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

 And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
 C:\Create cattle
 Done
 C:\Create creepy_things
 Done
 C:\Now let us make man in our image
 Unspecified type. Try again.
 C:\Create man
 Done
 C:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it
 and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the
 air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
 Too many command operands. Try again.
 C:\Run multiplication
 Execution terminated. 6 errors.
 C:\Insert breath
 Done
 C:\Run multiplication
 Execution terminated. 5 errors.
 C:\Move man to Garden of Eden
 Filename: Garden of Eden does not exist.
 Abort, Retry, Ignore?
 C:\Create Garden_of_Eden
 Too many parameters
 C:\Create Garden.edn
 Done
 C:\Move man to Garden.edn
 Done
 C:\Run multiplication
 Execution terminated. 4 errors.
 C:\Copy woman from man
 Done
 C:\Run multiplication
 Execution terminated. 2 errors.
 C:\Create desire
 Done
 C:\Run multiplication
 And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
 Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
 C:\Create freewill
 Done
 C:\Run freewill
 And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
 Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
 C:\Undo desire
 Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
 C:\Destroy freewill
 Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.  Enter
 replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
 C:\Help
 Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.  Freewill is an
 inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.  Enter replacement, cancel,
 or ask for help.
 C:\Create tree_of_knowledge
 And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
 Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
 C:\Create good, evil
 Done
 C:\Activate evil
 And God saw he had created shame.
 Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman no longer located in
 Garden.edn. 1 errors.
 C:\Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
 Search failed.
 Abort, Retry, Ignore?
 C:\Delete shame
 Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
 C:\Destroy freewill
 Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.  Enter
 replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
 C:\Stop
 Unrecognizable command. Try again
 C:\Ctrl_Break
 C:\Ctrl_Break
 C:\Ctrl_Break
 =

 ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS:
 COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE
 MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
 C:\Create new world
 You have exceeded allocated file space. You must destroy old files
 before new ones can be created.
 C:\Destroy earth
 Destroy earth: Please confirm.
 C:\Destroy earth confirmed
 COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN.
 SERVICE WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM.  YOU MUST SIGN OFF
 NOW.
 And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
 On Saturday, March 7, God rested.
 On March 8, God created Macintosh