Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin
board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed
to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person?
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention
in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4
and 28and 44?
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,
including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten
class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created
out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed
him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm
going to have a wife."
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cream
on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself
beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with
a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"