Practical Joke

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One day Adam was feeling lonely. So he found God. He said, "God I'm lonely. "God said, "Adam, I knew you would feel this way. So I'll make woman for you."

Adam said, "Excuse me God, but what's woman?"

God replied, and said "Adam,woman is someone who will take care of you. She will get food for you,bear your children, will love you at all times, not question your judgement, and when you discover clothes, she'll wash and mend them for you, keep your house clean, not argue with you,and give you companionship."

"Sounds good," said Adam. "How much will she cost?"

God thought for a while and said, "Two arms and a leg."

Adam said, "Hmmmm, that's expensive! What can I get for a rib?"