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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey like everyone else!

We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
Really, we had turkey!

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.