What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey like everyone else!
We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
Really, we had turkey!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.