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What's red & white and red & white and red & white? Santa rolling down a hill!


Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel


I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?


What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers !


How do snowmen travel around? By iceicle!


How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!


What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle


What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos!


Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? You have to holow out it's head first


Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!