Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)

Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary.

Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.

Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.