In the week before Thanksgiving Mary-Jo asked her class of 9 year-olds to write a paragraph entitled:
'What I am most thankful for on Thanksgiving Day'.
All Joey could write was: 'I am thankful that I'm not a turkey at Thanksgiving.'
Mary-Jo (Teacher): Why did the turkey cross the road?
Joey: It was the chicken's day off.
Mary-Jo: 'Why do you think that the Pilgrims sail from England to America?'
Joey: 'Because they missed their their plane.'
Mary-Jo: 'What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a turkey?'
Joey: '100 drumsticks.'